The Death Page

This page was set up so that viewers of this site can read and share theories of death. There is no single theory that is deemed the absolute truth, as none of them can be proved correct or (fortunately) incorrect. Theories are only a matter of opinion and belief; the great thing is that if you do not like a theory you do not have to believe it. If you have any original theories to add, then click here to submit them, new theories will be updated onto this page as soon as possible.

 

 1.Heaven, Hell and Everlasting Life

This theory is based on the belief that there is a place called heaven and a place called hell. Heaven is a white, pure haven, where people walk around in white dresses and spend for evermore sitting on clouds and playing harps- the place we’d all love to goto. Hell, however is a red, fiery crevice, where people are forced to wear red body paint and spend all eternity being poked by devils with tridants along side the continuously burning pits of hell. If you are good during your mortal lifetime you will goto heaven, but if you are naughty you will be banished to the depths of hell.

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2. Absolutely nothing

This theory is rather more boring that the one above. The basic theme is, that once you have lived your life doing charity work for the local church, or working as an underground drug dealer, you die. Nothing happens to you after that (except the inevitabilty of your eventual decay) because you are dead, when you are dead you cannot think and therefore cannot experience anthing.

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3. Re-incarnation theory

Re-incarnation theory states that when anything dies, be it an insect, an animal or a human, it is judged. If the organism has been good throughout its life, the ant has been a good team player in the construction of its habitat, the cow has chomped on grass and remained dosile and content in its field, and the human has been kind and caring and has managed to achieve great things on earth, the spirit of the organism is lifted from the body of it’s former self and is re-born into a higher organism, for example a good ant may be re-born as a stoat. Once an organism has been so good for so long that there are no higher bodies availiable, they are moved onto a ‘higher plane of existence’ the details of which are unknown to those who have not yet experienced the transcendence.

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4. the undead zombie theory

 

5. ghosts