Apology

Or as near to an apology as you’ll get. Basically, I’m very disappointed in myself for the manner in which I brought forward such a narrow-minded argument on that page. I would like you to know that I am capable of expressing myself in a far fairer way, which doesn’t make you cry.

Unfortunately, I am too busy to include any of my other articles about Christianity at the moment but they will be coming soon.

I would also like you to know that as much as I apologise to you, I will never disguise the fact that I have absolutely no respect for your ability to produce coherent thought. Oh, and don’t write in with all your lists of people who were ‘clever’ Christians, because I’ve heard them all before and have my arguments with all of them.

In fact, from here on, this is going to be an apology to the person that emailed me- because I am going to state how I feel about Christians (sorry).

You are cretins, pure and simple, I speak not against your characters, because I have some Christians friends, I simply speak against your mental prowess. You obviously cannot determine between fantasy and reality and the best place for you, is in a big building where you wont hurt anyone and you can talk to people that are equally foolish- i.e. a church. I am a Satanist, and I don’t get why you are offended by me saying ‘Ave Satanis’, ‘Hail Satan’ or anything like that, because if you had half a gram of neurologically adept material in your redundant cerebellums, you would realize that I am not talking about your silly little red guy in hell with the pokers because I have a reasonable grasp of reality.

Damn, this apology really sucks as an apology eh? Ah well. Never mind, ill cope, knowing that I’m a nasty person who has been rude to the nice respectable people. (Because of course all Christians are lovely, respectful, kind people, because they go to church aren’t they?)

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